Trolley Stop


It started raining while I was waiting for the trolley.
Forgot to bring an umbrella.
So did the other guy.
As the drops got heavier,  we both glanced at each other.
Aren’t you going to do something about it?


So I get into the elevator, and there are two grown-ass adults sucking on candy on opposite sides of the car. I look at the one on the right, and then I look at the one on the left, just to make sure that I wasn’t seeing things.

“Are the two of you eating candy?”
“Yes, yes we are.”
“Did you bring enough for everybody?”
“No. We’re sorry.”